Julia, 2

Happiness is sexier than lingerie 

That’s what the call girl said. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. 

I just got back from Monterrey. 

She twisted up a hand of cash. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. 

Oh my god, that’s so personal.  That’s what the call girl said. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. Next week, I’m off to Santa Fe. No kissing now. Hell, yeah. You are really good. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. She had a ferret. She looked good in disarray. That’s how one looks best she said. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. There’s a word called dishabille. She looked good singing solo to big band blues. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. One hour of happiness can last a million days. That’s what the call girl said. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. She just got back from Santiago. Hey hey. Hey hey. And now my money’s running really really low. Uh oh. Uh oh. Call me next week when I’m up this way. That’s what the call girl said. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. I’m on it baby but do I really have to pay? Yes, she said, if you want happiness and lingerie.  I never saw her again. Oh no!